A man takes a luxurious 3 week cruise in the Pacific. Midway through the cruise, the boat meets a terrible storm and goes down. The man is thrown into the water and blacks out. He wakes up on a deserted tropical island. He walks around, and sees another survivor in the water. He pulls her out, and, my God, it's Cindy Crawford! He revives her, and they spend the next few weeks in a tropical paradise living off the land, falling in love, and having incredible sex. At first, everything is bliss, but as the months wore on, Cindy noticed the man becoming more gloomy and depressed. She asks if there is anything, anything at all she can do to cheer him up. "Well," he says, "honey, could you put on my jeans for a moment?" Cindy looks puzzled, but does as he asks. "And could you put on my shirt..." Again, she does. "And tuck your hair under my baseball cap..." She does. "Now just one more thing. Walk around the other side of the beach. I'll meet you there and you pretend not to know me." Cindy walks around the small island, and soon, the man comes running up. He throws an arm around her shoulder, and giggles with delight, "Hey buddy, you're not going to believe this... I'm bangin'
Cindy Crawford!" |